"I was a Fat Girl, now I'm an Average Woman"

I got the blues.

Homesick, lovelorn, and lost in thought.
Tired of being stared at,
for wearing tan leggings home from the gym.
Being talked about with disdain by a woman linked arm-in-arm with her daughter
Words I've heard before, read in the lips
"ta chwan shuh-muh ee-foo" = "what is she wearing"
Makes me want to pull her skirt up and expose her enormous underwear
Irrational. Like this Rosie O'Donnell-esque blog entry.
If my leggings were dyed to look like denim, with a few pockets and rivets sewn on,
I'd look like every other Shanghainese chick.
Except for the big ass.

Speaking of which,
I love seeing a big fat foreign ass on a woman here.
The bigger the better, honestly.
I feel no disgust, no pity. No preference as to color or shape.
Shake that thang, let me slap it!
Because this country is so seriously lacking in ass fat, I can really appreciate the women who carry an extra load.
Provided that they carry it well.

Sigh.